Wednesday, 22 April 2015

russians, roadhouses and real fun

Roadhouses.  Still remember them?  Now I still like that …. Pulling up and flicking your lights for service and then positioning your window perfectly when they bring the tray.  Very often nowadays if you flick your lights anywhere you are liable to get a lewd sign from someone, so it is nice to do it there and get a menu.

The best one for me?  Without a doubt the Lollipop Roadhouse in upper Stanza Bopape Street, by the Caltex ….. when growing up it was called the Dolls House.  They are the world class undisputed kings of that old roadhouse item ….. russian and chips.  They serve it crispy and hot and lathered in vinegar and if you wash it down with a chocolate double thick shake …. Mmmmm the ensuing sugar rush headache is almost worth it!!  My son says there pizzas are also well worth it.

For those who were kids around the 1965 – 1975 time in Pretoria you will surely remember the Milky Cove Roadhouse in Gordon Road, Colbyn (a block from the Dolls House) and the Flying Saucer Roadhouse in what is now Pierre v Ryneveld.  I remember many nights in the back of my parent’s car …. With a blanket in winter …. Going off to those 2 roadhouses on the weekend for a treat.  I will never forget what the hamburger sauce tasted like at the Milky Cove.  My mom always fancied a banana milkshake.  Today it has been replaced with a very worthwhile Royal Copenhagen Danish Ice-cream parlour where you can have the most divine waffles with 2 scoops of mouthwatering ice-cream in decadent flavours.

Drooling yet? 
                                                                
I do need to tell you that I regularly take my son down to the Lollipop Roadhouse where we get ourselves a nice soft serve ice-cream … me on a cone …. Him in a bowl.... and then we open the boot of my car and sit on the ledge with our backs facing the boot and our legs hanging down.  We use that 20 mins to catch up on everything and anything.  Very often just hanging out.  It is a special tradition.

Now on a particular day this year I decided that instead of ice-cream, we would eat as my hubby was away and this would take care of supper.  We ordered and the tray arrived and was perched onto the window.  All was well.  Then in an idiotic moment I decided to close my window.  And my car has one of those automatic buttons so when you tap it, it closes the window all the way without having to hold the button down.  So I tapped the button and the window started to shoot up … at this stage Nic shouted “mom the tray” and realising the imminent disaster I tapped the button again and the window shot downwards, completely open in record time.  I will leave you to imagine the force with which the tray shot off the window and landed between us and the car next to us.  Glasses broke, tomato sauce and mustard containers shot in the air … a plate broke and the noise and entertainment value was legendary.  Once we had stopped laughing … and believe me it took a while, I did offer to pay for damages.  They, obviously entertained too, declined.

And then as we drove off, in a last moment of theatrics, I drove over the red plastic tomato sauce bottle which was under my wheel.  It burst ….. well let us just say it wasn’t pretty.

And yes, they do still serve us when we go there.  Even though I had to return the next day as in a grand finale to the evening we realised we still had their cutlery in the car when we got home :)




Go on …. Have a roadhouse meal…..

Till tomorrow
K    xx


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